The cold he’sTory of Dick Headburnstein

“Money”… “He only cares for money” (the mirror replied). Dick washed himself and started a brand new day. First of all he grabbed his scarrf, then his wallet. At least he’s the kind of polite one you’ll identify sooner or later in your daily duties.

It’s been 40 years since the first time Dick Headburnstein went to work on his feet. It’s been almost 40 since his best friend Leonhard Levy the taxi driver knocks at his door everyday in order to pick him up and go to work together. “Friendship is cheaper” (the mirror replied again).

“Dick Headburnstein & Leonhard Levy Co.” has a huge number off employees. Their corpseporation is worldwide well known.   “When the world is cold, everything is sold” the 9000 employees must repeat every morning as a mantra… then Dick makes himself a coffee. “The coffee break is not allowed” (the mirror says).

After a nap Dick always calls Leonhard. If awake, Levy replies: “Mr. Headburnstein is out of office”. If Levy’s still sleeping, his answering machine goes: “Mr. Levy is out of office too”. 6 o’clock pm. It’s time to go back home. “Did they leave home today… really?” (the mirror asks).

At home, Dick’s wife is used to invite friends to have dinners and masterfarts. They like traditional food and whiskey on the klops. “They like it too much” (the mirror answers when a friendly mirror asked if they like it a lot).

In the bedroom they talk about exciting topics: oil, science, physics, paleinstein’ conflicts and sex.  “She’s a sexagenarian” (the mirror concluded). Dick and his whyfe are deeply in love and they are a happy paid. They kiss each other in the mouse and watch youtube channel until one of them falls asleep. This is a co-old story, isn’t it?